"Nope," I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
i need to print this and put it up in every wall
i was in ecuador a couple years ago and a guide at the lodge asked when we were getting back and one of my friends said “oh we’re going back to america in 3 days” and the guide gestures at the amazon rainforest around us and says “youre already in america”
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)